Odd Coincidence - 6 word stories

So, at just about the same time that this 6 word story business started circulating we had an...odd variation appear at work.

There is this classic project management phrase where (with variations) the 5 - 7 words all start with "P". 

A six word variation was raised in various meetings by the new Project Director and suddenly some interesting variations have started appearing on the inevitable whiteboard...

And now there's a bottle of wine at stake. Of course thats not a lot of use to me but to get into the spirit of things I've come up with a few entries:

Partial Project Planning Produces Porous Products

Parsimonious Penny Pinching Produces Profitable Products

:)